Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
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Well it’s that time o' year again Sep 19, International Talk Like a Pirate Day, and dinna spare the whip, with a chest full of booty! I have put together some thin' t' make yer day or even yer year all that much better, by way o' good drink, Pirate Cubicle Cannon and some good auld Pirate pickup lines.
I wish fer th' good auld days when ye could talk about booty and ye’re Jolly Roger and not get prosecuted fer sexual harassment. So sit back relax and lift a glass and make some one walk th' plank and enjoy International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Pirate Pickup lines t' use today
- Avast, me proud beauty, we'll keel-haul ye! Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly?
- Have ya e'er met a lubber with a real yardarm?
- Come on up and see me urchins.
- Aye, that is a hornpipe in me pocket and I am happy t' see ye.
- I’d love t' drop anchor in yer lagoon.
- Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through yer porthole?
- How’d ye like t' scrape th' barnacles off o' me hull?
- Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
- Well blow me down?
- Prepare t' be boarded.
- C’mon, darlin, shiver me timbers!
Pirate Cubicle Cannon (Build at yer own risk)
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Want t' get yer drink on like a Pirate? Try some good Pirate drink recipes!
American Grog
A Staple For Every Privateer
1 measure dark rum
1 teaspoon sugar
2 cloves
lemon juice
stick o' cinnamon
Serve in mug. Top with hot water.
Navy Grog
1/2 oz Bacardi® light rum
1/2 oz Bacardi® gold rum
1/2 oz Bacardi® dark rum
1/2 oz Grand Marnier® orange liqueur
1 oz grapefruit juice
1 oz orange juice
1 oz pineapple juice
Pour liquors into an ice-filled collins glass. Add juices, shake, and garnish with an orange wedge and pineapple chunk.
Parrot Bay Breeze
1 1/2 oz
3 oz pineapple juice
2 oz cranberry juic
Combine ingredients in a highball glass o'er crushed ice. Stir well, and serve.
1 1/2 oz
4 oz orange juice
1 oz cranberry juice
Combine in a tall glass o'er ice, stir well, and serve.
Pirate’s Tea
1 1/2 - 2 oz spiced rum
Coca-Cola®
orange juice
Pour spiced rum into an ice-filled mason jar. Add coca-cola t' th' ridge o' th' jar, and fill with orange juice, with a chest full of booty. Garnish with a lemon wedge, and serve.
Pissin' Parrot
1 oz Cap'n Morgan® Parrot Bay coconut rum
1 oz cranberry schnapps
6 oz 7-Up® soda
Pour Cap'n Morgan’s Parrot Bay coconut rum and cranberry schnapps o'er ice in a beer pilsner. Add 7-up, and serve.
Rum Collins
1\2 oz. White Rum
Juice o' 1 Lime
1 tsp. Powdered Sugar
Carbonated Water
Shake rum, juice o' lime, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a collins glass o'er ice cubes. Fill with carbonated water and stir. Garnish with a slice o' lemon and a cherry.
Rum Runner Island Style
1 oz Myer’s® dark rum
1 oz Bacardi® light rum
1/2 oz blackberry brandy
1/4 oz banana liqueur
1 splash grenadine syrup
1 splash Rose’s® lime juice
Pour liquors into a blender with one and a half cups o' ice, and mix until thick-consistency, I'll warrant ye. Pour into a hurricane glass, add a cherry on top, and serve.
Salty Dog
4 oz. Grapefruit Juice
Salt
1 1/2 oz, and a bucket o' chum. vodka
Build in a salt rimmed highball glass and fill with grapefruit juice.
Sex In A Tree
1 1/4 oz. Midori
1 oz. Oho! Banana Liqueur
1 oz, by Davy Jones' locker. Malibu Rum
4 oz. Pineapple Juice
Mix in a tall glass full o' ice.
Sex with th' Cap'n
1 1/2 oz Cap'n Morgan® Original spiced rum
1 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1 oz peach schnapps
fill with 1/2 cranberry juice
fill with 1/2 orange juice
Build drink in glass o'er ice. Garnish with a cherry.
Skull
1/3 shot Kahlua Coffee Liqueur
1/3 shot Bailey’s Irish Cream
1/3 shot Old Grandad Bourbon Whiskey
Mix ingredients and serve.
Tequila Bay Breeze
1 oz Tequila Rose® strawberry cream liqueur
1/2 oz Midori® melon liqueur
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
1/4 oz 151 proof rum
1 1/2 oz orange juice
1 1/2 oz pineapple juice
ice cubes. Ahoy, by Blackbeard's sword! Blend.
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